one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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