In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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