have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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