Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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