They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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