I think I died a long time ago.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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