If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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