She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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