There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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