It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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