Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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