Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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