I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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