So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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