it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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