just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I still have a little drunk in my system
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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