i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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