Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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