Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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