can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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