I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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