Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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