dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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