Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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