what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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