If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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