Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?