I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans