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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.

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  You should get more absorbent shoes.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (415): View more from California

  I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?

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• (626): View more from California

  One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.

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