I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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