I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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