I feel like abortions should bother me more
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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