from now on my penis is your penis
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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