the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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