If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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