All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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