marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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