Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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