Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa

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(562): View more from California

even your uterus rejects him.

(1-562): View more from California

apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos

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(517): View more from Michigan

I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.

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(619): View more from California

the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting

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(516): View more from New York

I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card

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(646): View more from New York

Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B

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(574): View more from Indiana

Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.

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(510): View more from California

Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.

(650): View more from California

Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.

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