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my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple

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(315): my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple http://tfl.nu/6ez5

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We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?

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Places.

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Plural? Please tell.

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(503): We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep? (509): Places. (503): Plural? Please tell. http://tfl.nu/23q8

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i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.

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(518): i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on. http://tfl.nu/22pm

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My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard

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(540): My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard http://tfl.nu/v78z

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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week

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(780): girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week http://tfl.nu/5wm5

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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday

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(608): margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday http://tfl.nu/m5c8

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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final

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(610): You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final http://tfl.nu/7b8j

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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.

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(818): Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job. http://tfl.nu/3lp9

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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."

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youre welcome

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(201): at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.." (1-201): youre welcome http://tfl.nu/sjha

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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks

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(703): relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks http://tfl.nu/2hg2

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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.

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(703): There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons. http://tfl.nu/6biv

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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover

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(734): I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover http://tfl.nu/93w3

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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat

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(310): This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat http://tfl.nu/hcj2

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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT

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(503): THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT http://tfl.nu/3zvj

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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts

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(716): I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts http://tfl.nu/te6p

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