Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny