you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You're a waste of cheezeits
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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