I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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