I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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