So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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