How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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