this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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