This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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