The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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