she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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