...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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