you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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