We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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