I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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