he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
