Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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