why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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