is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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