Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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