i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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