the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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