wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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